My dad gave me a quarter and said,
“Go buy a drink.”
I said, “Okay.”
So I went and bought a drink.
The only problem was,
It was a very large drink
And I had to drink it all by myself.
My dad said, “Well, it was your drink.”
I said, “Yeah, but it was your quarter.”
So I had to drink it all.
2024-09-05
